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Saturday, 28 February 2009

  • OH.

    MY.

    GOD!

    My premium is gone.

    GONE!

    F-ing GONE!

    Bitches!  Why did I not get a notification that I needed to dole out more $$ to the xanga crew to keep my prem...?

     

    Dammit. (Anyway, I realize I am freaking over nothing, but FRACK!  I panic over new situations.   )

     

    So.  Hi.  How are you?  I've missed you.

    So much to babble about.  emptyspiral likes to toddle. 

     

    For sure, more to come. 

     

Saturday, 29 November 2008

  • Hummer

    Hey there.

    So, my little toe has been broken and I know this sounds like no big deal, but holy snap, it hurt! 

    Smashing Pumpkins concert was stellar and marked the first evening I was able to wear actual *shoes*.  It was awesome.  Midway through the show, I began to ponder.... And that is never good, btw.

    I think I first heard them when I was in HS, a freshman or sophomore.  Now granted, I was forced to skip two grades (one in the second grade and the other during middle school), but it was high school nonetheless.  And like every other kid in high school, my head was in the sand and I probably did not catch wind of "Siamese Dream" until it had been out for a year or two.  Terribly uncool, I know.

    Side note:  Because my birthday is later in the year, I started college at the ripe old age of 15.  Good stuff.  While everyone else was procuring fake IDs and going about their 18 year-old business, I was fervently studying for my exam and eagerly anticipating this whole "driving" thing.  All I wanted was a driver's license, let alone a fake ID.  I was 15 and looked it, I knew there was no f-ing way I would ever pass for 21.  It was pathetic, yes. 

    Side Note #2:  I hate driving.

    But I digress.  Smashing Pumpkins.  Yes.  So, there I was at the show, contemplating how old this band is... Corgan is 41.  *41*!     

    SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - MARCH 27: Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins performs on stage at the Hordern Pavilion on March 27, 2008 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Gaye Gerard/Getty Images)

    And he still rocks, in his weird little way. 

    And I would like you to remember: 

    "Don’t tease the jaws of a Venus flytrap; each jaw can only close a few times before dying. "

    Words to live by.

     

    So how are you? 

     

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

  • Have you ever rejected a Xanga friend request? If so, why?


    Rejected is a strong word, don't you think?  I do.

    But nope, never rejected.... merely "bypassed". 

    Coming from WhoreSpace where the friending runs rampant, I choose to sub to you rather than friend you.

    If I sub, that means I dig you in oh-so many ways.

    Yes, I kinda suck. 

    Now, let's hug. 

    I would also like to mention that red tea is the stuff.  And bailing out auto-makers who have made horrendous business decisions for the past few decades is crap.  Crap, I say.  

    Uhm, also, I like cardigans.

    That is all.
       

Monday, 10 November 2008

  • What would you do if you had the ability to disapear for one day?

    Why didn't they spellcheck the title...?

    So anyway. Hi.  How are you?

    St. Croix was lovely, the wedding was stellar, oooh.

    oooh              

    One of my fave parts of the trip was the return plane ride home in which I was sleeping (read:  passed out) on the shoulder of some random military guy next to me and woke up to fun time turbulence and the woman across the aisle screaming "OH DEAR JESUS! SAVE ME!"  She was quite a sight.  (Side note:  I apologized for snuggle time on random military guy, turned to the other side, and turned up the ipod.)  Good stuff.

    With the election over, I think I am going into withdrawals or something... Strange.

    So back to the topic at hand.  If I had the ability to disappear, which I am assuming they mean the same thing as "to be invisible" (because not to be all technical about it, but realistically, we disappear/leave situations on a daily basis, i.e., I go into my coffeshop, I purchase said coffee, I disappear/leave from that location,etc.). 

    So invisibility. 

    1. I'd watch David Beckham undress.  =)

    2. Linger around the White House.

    3. Check out a day in the life of David Gergen.

    4. Fly a plane.

    5. Grope David Beckham.

    6. Mess up Anderson Cooper's hair.  Repeatedly.

    7. And other stuff.

    Yep.  Back to my original question.... How are you?  =)

     

Wednesday, 08 October 2008

  • Corkscrew!

    As I prepare to fly out of the country on Friday, I brushed up on the TSA's guidelines to ensure I pack nothing that would give me an automatic complimentary pat down by the fine folks in security. 

    I totally dig that in my carry-on, I can bring a corkscrew without any limitations, but my deodorant better be 3 oz. or less.  It seems I could do more damage with a corkscrew versus my little bundle of smelly-goodness....  Sure, I understand that "dangerous materials" could be packed in a larger-sized stick of deodorant, but if security's screening process is so comprehensive and rigid as they boast, then why the stipulation...?  Seems contradictory, TSA. 

    Anyway, my skeptical attitude will undoubtedly get me a pat down and search, for sure.  And I look forward to it.

    Until Friday, hugs and kisses, TSA.

    (mental note:  do not forget sunblock, mahz.)

     

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  • coffeeninja
    ok first off... ha! mike doughty is doing some solo stuffz, still very good but get ready for change! and your blog is ridiculous. i'm definately subscribing... ;)
  • GhostBenjimon
    @mahz - Someone had to do it, it's overrated anyway.
  • mahz
    @GhostBenjimon - F that, defiler. It's virginal complexity was appealing.
    • Posted 8/6/2008 3:47 PM
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  • GhostBenjimon
    I am totally posting to your chatboard.Don't feel violated, someone had to be first.